Top 10 TV Motorcycle Mad Men & Biker Babes
Bryan Hepperle - September 10, 2013
Here are 10 of TV's biggest biker badasses and their motorcycles of choice. Does the bike really make the man (or woman)? You be the judge…
Show: Happy Days (ABC, 1974)
Rider: Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli
Bike: Triumph Pre-Unit 500 CC Twin (later episodes)
Fonzie is one of TV's original biker rebels and his persona has certainly stood the test of time. A grease-monkey high-school dropout, the Fonz had a potent brand of '50s grit that bordered the realm of supernatural power. He could summon beautiful girls to his side with the snap of his fingers and will jukeboxes to play just by elbowing them. |
Show: CHiPs (NBC, 1977)
Rider: Frank "Ponch" Poncherello
Bike: Kawasaki KZ-900P Police Motorcycle
A handsome highway cop with aviators, a snugly tailored uniform, and a healthy respect for the law doesn't exactly evoke the swagger of a ballsy road warrior, but don't let his clean-cut demeanor fool you. Ponch is the man. He's a cop who's not afraid to break protocol -- whether that means fist-fighting a driver in the middle of a high speed chase or roaring away from a tanker explosion in slo-mo. Ponch is without a doubt one of the toughest bikers to come out of the funkadelic disco era. |
Show: Then Came Bronson (NBC, 1969)
Rider: Jim Bronson
Bike: Harley Davidson Sportster
Bronson is more of a thinking man's badass who happens to ride a motorcycle. An intellectual rebel without a cause, if you will. After the devastating suicide of his best friend, he wanders the country aimlessly on his motorcycle, touching the lives of strangers while reflecting on the nature of life. Yeah, I know, I know, not exactly a portrait of brazen manliness. But, if anything, we can at least agree that unlike him, his Harley Sportster was a mean, growlin' slice of corn-fed American muscle. |
Show: Renegade (Syndicated, 1992)
Rider: Reno Raines
Bike: Harley Davidson Softail Custom
A Duster clad Lorenzo Lamas as an ex-cop who rats out his corrupt colleagues, is framed for the murder of his own wife, and roams the countryside a wanted freelance bounty hunter dealing out fistfuls of vigilante justice? Someone call the Oxford English Dictionary, because I think I found a new definition of the word "badass." |
Show: Dark Angel (FOX, 2000)
Rider: Max "X5-452" Guevara
Bike: Kawasaki Ninja 650
How could you possibly make a genetically-enhanced government-created killing machine anymore deadly? Put it in tight leather atop a jet-black Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle. Not only was Max a sexy, powerful, defected government super-soldier, she navigated the futuristic streets of Seattle in true cyberpunk style. Who says girls can't be biker badasses? |
Show: Witchblade (TNT, 2001)
Rider: Sara Pezzini
Bike: Buell Lightning X1
Speaking of hot motorcycle mamas, Ms. Pezzini easily makes the list as the hard-boiled NYC detective who discovers the witchblade, an ancient medieval weapon that fuses to her body. Capable of transforming into an indestructible sword and full suit of armor, the self-aware gauntlet enhances her natural abilities while symbiotically consuming her. On the bright side, enchanted unbreakable motorcycle apparel would make riding a slightly safer activity. |
Show: Marcus Welby, M.D. (ABC, 1969)
Rider: Dr. Steven Kiley
Bike: Triumph Bonneville
Kiley brought the cool factor to Dr. Welby's aging practice, and the women just couldn't wait for his house calls. Sure the hip young doc rode without a helmet, but he wore a suit and carried his medical bag on the handlebars. Didn't he ever hear of leathers and saddlebags? With that look, he was definitely more candyass than badass. |
Show: Street Hawk (ABC, 1985)
Rider: Jesse Mach
Bike: Custom Honda XR500
Another ex-cop with a dark past and an insatiable need for speed, Jesse was chosen by the government to participate in a top secret project: fighting crime in an experimental fully-automated attack motorcycle. Think Knight Rider minus two wheels and a Hasselhoff. But was he really that radical? Let's just say, if he told you, he'd have to kill you. |
Show: California Dreams (NBC, 1992)
Rider: Jake Sommers
Bike: Harley Davidson
MIT scientists proved that nothing is more milquetoast than California Dreams, so it's a miracle that any character on the show could be a reckless biker. Like most teen sitcoms of the '90s, this culturally diverse group hung out at a burger joint and played in a quasi-Christian rock band. Even though he was the group's watered-down Fonzie on guitar and often displayed his sensitive side, he always wore a black leather jacket and drove a Harley. That's got to count for something. |
Show: M*A*S*H (CBS, 1972)
Rider: Capt. B.J. Hunnicut
Bike: Indian Scout
Even though being a war veteran makes you an instant badass for life, it doesn't hurt to show it off a little atop a banana yellow Indian Scout motorcycle. Though the bike only made an appearance at the end of the series, it became part of the iconic ending scene in which Hunnicut and Pierce leave the camp for the last time knowing they'll never see each other again. With over 106 million viewers watching the episode, the Indian Scout is officially the most famous TV bike of all time. |
Honorable mention goes to Throttle, Vinnie, and Modo from Biker Mice from Mars. Yes, I realize that both the bikers and the bikes in this show aren't real, but come on, they're talking mice! From Mars! They at least deserve a shout-out. They have mechanically enhanced appendages and shoot lasers from their choppers at aliens that are trying to take over the world. Cartoon or not, they deserve their rightful place in the eternal halls of biker badassery.
Bryan Hepperle is a graduate of the Film and Media Studies program at UCSB. When he's not watching TV, he's either sleeping or right about to watch TV. Raised on I Love Lucy, The Simpsons, and Saved By The Bell, Bryan subscribes to the belief that TV is, was, and always will be the answer to all of life's problems.